Mike Guarino
From the city of Winnipeg in the heart of the Canadian prairies comes this hunk of grade A beefcake. He's as witty as he is handsome (sorry ladies, he's taken), and he has also been known to tame wild dinosaurs in his free time since developing the ability of flight.
Clearly this leader of a man isn't limited to just the manliest of manly activities. He once saved an entire flock of seagulls from poachers while simultaniously rescuing an elderly couple from a burning house. After this he was awarded the International Medal of Manliness but turned it down so as not to detract media attention from the real heroes, the writers of Hollywood. Now he spends his time in Winnipeg with a woman of almost equal caliber and maintains a low profile.
He now enjoys the finer things in life such as the night sky, bonfires, secluded beaches, the Winnipeg Jets, the smell of fall, winter nights, seafood, Alicia's cooking, and more than all others, Alicia herself.
