Supercouple

This is a picture from Thanksgiving at my aunt's house. The lovely girl on the left is my wonderbabe, Alicia.

Happy Halloween!

Pillow Talk

Don Draper

Soup Of The Day

Graph

Vegetarian

Seafood Showdown

Tonight Alicia and I will be attempting to eat as much crab legs as possible and force the establishment which shall remain nameless to go into bankruptcy. She assumes that she can put away more seafood than me, however she doesn't fully realise that up until a few years ago I was actually a Great White Shark living off the coast of Australia.

It was a difficult transition going from an easy life at sea. I was used to spending my days trolling the reefs for endless schools of fish to satisfy my ferocious appetite for seafood. I had to learn to walk, how to talk, and how to live with this gigantic tenticle between my legs (which I assumed was only for octopi?)

To this day I miss my former life as a shark. The truth is though many of my shark friends have either been captured by Marineland and turned into attractions or picked up by the Chinese black market. ( My how our fins were tasty) But I digress, I should feel right at home with an endless, all you can eat supply of fresh-ish? fish tonight.

We plan to test the all you can eat theory tonight as are fully prepared with a team of Harvard lawyers on retainer in the event that we get cut off prematurely. You're going down crab.

Me Half Asleep

What do these 7 words have in common?

1. Banana
2. Dresser
3. Grammar
4. Potato
5. Revive
6. Uneven
7. Assess

Mirror Lake

Stereotypes

Daily Groaner

A mother living in Canada has two identical twin boys that she gives up for adoption. The two boys get split up and go to live in different countries. One lives in Egypt and is named Amal, and the other lives in Mexico and is called Juan.
Years pass and Juan wonders how how his birth mother is doing so he sends a letter with a picture of himself. She receives the letter and starts to wonder about her other son, Amal. She says to her husband "I would love to get a picture of him also". He replies, "Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal".

Mad Outfit

So Halloween is one of my favourite times of the year. Everybody gets to dress up and pretend to be their favourite whatever, which is something I do anyway but its always more fun when everybody else does it too.

The last couple years I've gone as Nikki Sixx, which is always fun when you plan on going out to bars to get trashed. Little cold with the skin tight spandex zebra pants last year though. This year I'm dressing like Don Draper from the television show Mad Men.

As far as costumes go, this is very easy to replicate. Just a suit and a skinny tie. Well, I'll need cigarettes and Canadian Club whiskey, but lets be honest, I keep those on my night table already.

I can't wait to see Alicia as Betty Draper...

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